Because our culture deserves better than basic. Meet the Middle-Aged Cliché tank: where dark humour collides with dadcore and a healthy dose of suburban dread. Featuring the Grim Reaper mowing the lawn with a cuppa in hand, it’s a satirical twist on midlife crises — and a tribute to those “just about coping” moments.
Crafted from 100% carded cotton with a faded, worn-in finish, this oversized tank delivers effortless alt style with a side of existential comedy. Perfect for BBQs, therapy jokes, and your most unhinged group chat.
Key Features:
100% heavyweight carded cotton
Boxy oversized fit
Washed vintage effect
Grim Reaper "lawn mowing DOOM" graphic
Perfect gift for goth dads, burnout survivors, and vibe connoisseurs
Handmade per order
Style it with: cargo shorts, dry humour, and the crushing weight of routine.
Middle Aged Cliché Heavy Faded Tank Top - Grim Reaper
- Made-to-order, not mass-produced. Because you don’t do ‘off the shelf’, and neither do we. Each piece gets printed when you order — which takes a bit longer to arrive, but keeps things ethical (and way less wasteful).
Here are the different sizes and their corresponding full chest measurements in both centimeters and inches:
S: 102 cm (40 inches)
M: 110 cm (43 inches)
L: 118 cm (46 inches)
XL: 126 cm (50 inches)
2XL: 134 cm (53 inches)
3XL: 142 cm (56 inches)
