Step inside… if you dare (and don’t forget snacks).
Our Dark Humour Indoor Doormat Collection brings sarcastic charm and gothic wit straight to your doorway. Choose from four original designs that’ll make guests laugh, question your sanity, or both:🕯️ Design Options:
Welcome to the Cult - “Meetings every Sunday. Bring snacks.”
Offerings Accepted - Pizza, caffeine, and chaos welcome.
Welcome to the Void - Perfect for existentialists with style.
Wipe Your Souls - A grimly funny twist on home etiquette.
Ace Ventura - I have exorcised the demons!
Each mat measures 60 x 40 cm and features a durable non-slip rubber base with a soft printed top layer for easy maintenance. Ideal for adding a little dark humour to entryways, offices, studios, or personal sanctuaries.
🖤 Details:
Size: 60 x 40 cm
4 design options (select from dropdown)
Non-slip rubber backing for stability
Easy to clean: spot clean or hand wash only
Not suitable for washing machines
Indoor use recommended
🩸 Perfect For:
Gothic, alt, and dark-humour home decor lovers
Unique housewarming gifts
Halloween decor that works all year round
People who appreciate sarcasm and style in equal measure
Dark Humour Indoor Doormat | 4 Designs | Gothic Home Decor | 60x40cm Non-Slip
Your order gets printed just for you — no pointless stockpiles, no landfill overflow. It takes a little longer, but it’s worth the wait (and the planet thanks you).
















